usabilitycounts's reasons to drink

If the lead developer quits and takes the code with him, drink
Funny2
Useful3
Cool1
True1
Posted on 09/17/2011
If your startup's domain registrar is Libya, drink
Funny4
Useful1
Cool2
True4
Posted on 09/21/2011
If the founding team is four marketers and one programmer, drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool0
True0
Posted on 09/17/2011
If someone says we lose money on every transaction but make it up on volume, drink
Funny9
Useful1
Cool1
True1
Posted on 09/02/2011
If the VCs think you should make it look more like Yahoo, drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool0
True2
Posted on 09/22/2011
If your business plan written on a napkin is funded, drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool0
True4
Posted on 09/17/2011
If you launch without a billing system because you don't have to bill for a month, drink
Funny1
Useful0
Cool0
True1
Posted on 09/21/2011
If someone doesn't have a single friend outside of work, drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool1
True1
Posted on 10/01/2011
If you've done no marketing and understand why there isn't any traffic, drink
Funny0
Useful1
Cool1
True0
Posted on 09/20/2011
If your TechCrunch Disrupt winning idea has no viable business model, drink
Funny2
Useful0
Cool0
True1
Posted on 09/20/2011
If you're intentionally keeping your developers off site because it's cheaper, drink
Funny1
Useful0
Cool0
True1
Posted on 09/22/2011
If one of the first hires after geting VC money is a personal chef, drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool0
True0
Posted on 09/20/2011
If changing the idea to include porn is a viable pivot, drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool0
True0
Posted on 09/21/2011
If the social media guru's previous job was at a Dairy Queen, drink
Funny3
Useful1
Cool0
True1
Posted on 09/20/2011
If a founder is only capable of 'project management', drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool0
True3
Posted on 09/21/2011
If Robert Scoble is a fanboy of your startup, drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool0
True1
Posted on 09/18/2011
If shipping a 50 pound bag of pet food for free is part of the plan, drink
Funny1
Useful1
Cool0
True0
Posted on 09/20/2011
If the idea is pitched as (site name) for (market segment), drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool0
True0
Posted on 09/17/2011
If your startup was launched over a weekend, drink
Funny0
Useful1
Cool1
True0
Posted on 09/20/2011
If customer support is the system administrator that can't speak English, drink
Funny0
Useful0
Cool0
True1
Posted on 09/22/2011

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