Why marketers make you drink

If your marketing accidentally directs all traffic to your competitor, drink Funny1 Useful0 Cool0 True2 By usabilitycounts \| Posted on 09/20/2011	Tweet
If your startup is 'the facebook' of something, buy a round of drinks Funny1 Useful0 Cool0 True1 By cathycracks \| Posted on 09/18/2011	Tweet
If your company is hard to spell or pronounce, drink Funny3 Useful0 Cool0 True3 By cathycracks \| Posted on 09/21/2011	Tweet
If Justin Bieber starts using your service, buy everyone a drink Funny4 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By cathycracks \| Posted on 09/20/2011	Tweet
Drink for every 'missing letter' in the name of your company Funny1 Useful0 Cool1 True0 By PopulationDesign \| Posted on 09/20/2011	Tweet
If there are no vowels in the company name, drink Funny2 Useful1 Cool1 True2 By marcdanziger \| Posted on 09/21/2011	Tweet
If you're the only woman in a room full of blue shirts and khaki pants, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True2 By StephanieBamBam \| Posted on 09/21/2011	Tweet
If the social media guru's previous job was at a Dairy Queen, drink Funny3 Useful1 Cool0 True1 By usabilitycounts \| Posted on 09/20/2011	Tweet
If shipping a 50 pound bag of pet food for free is part of the plan, drink Funny1 Useful1 Cool0 True0 By usabilitycounts \| Posted on 09/20/2011	Tweet
If the idea is pitched as (site name) for (market segment), drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By usabilitycounts \| Posted on 09/17/2011	Tweet
If the marketing budget is so small you're handing out pens, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By Louisabacio \| Posted on 09/10/2011	Tweet
If TechCrunch says your idea will never work, drink Funny1 Useful1 Cool3 True1 By usabilitycounts \| Posted on 09/20/2011	Tweet

Why marketers make you drink

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