Why marketers make you drink

If your marketing accidentally directs all traffic to your competitor, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/20/2011
If your startup is 'the facebook' of something, buy a round of drinks
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True1
By cathycracks | Posted on 09/18/2011
If your company is hard to spell or pronounce, drink
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True3
By cathycracks | Posted on 09/21/2011
If Justin Bieber starts using your service, buy everyone a drink
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True0
By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011
Drink for every 'missing letter' in the name of your company
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True0
By PopulationDesign | Posted on 09/20/2011
If there are no vowels in the company name, drink
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Useful1
Cool1
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By marcdanziger | Posted on 09/21/2011
If you're the only woman in a room full of blue shirts and khaki pants, drink
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By StephanieBamBam | Posted on 09/21/2011
If the social media guru's previous job was at a Dairy Queen, drink
Funny3
Useful1
Cool0
True1
By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/20/2011
If shipping a 50 pound bag of pet food for free is part of the plan, drink
Funny1
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True0
By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/20/2011
If the idea is pitched as (site name) for (market segment), drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/17/2011
If the marketing budget is so small you're handing out pens, drink
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By Louisabacio | Posted on 09/10/2011
If TechCrunch says your idea will never work, drink
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Useful1
Cool3
True1
By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/20/2011

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