If the VCs think you should add gamification and badges, drink
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If the startup is waiting for angel investors to make payroll, drink
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By Louisabacio |
Posted on 09/17/2011
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If your startup is based in your mom's basement, buy her a drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If most of the money from the VCs goes to other VCs and the CEO, drink
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If you get a call from Dave McClure, buy him a drink
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If you give an elevator pitch to everyone you meet, drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If the exit strategy is planned before launch, stop drinking
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/21/2011
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If you can't get funded because you didn't go to Stanford, Harvard or USC, drink
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If Sean Parker says your startup is never going to make it, drink
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If your startup's domain registrar is Libya, drink
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If the VCs think you should make it look more like Yahoo, drink
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If the VCs ask your startup to move to Silicon Valley, drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If your startup still hasn't monetized its service after 100 million users, drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/21/2011
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If the office you're incorporating in is a P.O. Box in Nevada, drink
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If one of the first hires after geting VC money is a personal chef, drink
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If changing the idea to include porn is a viable pivot, drink
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If Yahoo or Google bought your startup and ruined it in a year, pour a double
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If the idea is pitched as (site name) for (market segment), drink
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If your compensation is 'sweat equity' instead of money, drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If you use the word 'synergy' in your mission statement, drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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