Why investors make you drink

If the VCs think you should add gamification and badges, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/20/2011
If the startup is waiting for angel investors to make payroll, drink
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By Louisabacio | Posted on 09/17/2011
If your startup is based in your mom's basement, buy her a drink
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By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011
If most of the money from the VCs goes to other VCs and the CEO, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 10/04/2011
If you get a call from Dave McClure, buy him a drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/28/2011
If you give an elevator pitch to everyone you meet, drink
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True0
By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011
If the exit strategy is planned before launch, stop drinking
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True1
By cathycracks | Posted on 09/21/2011
If you can't get funded because you didn't go to Stanford, Harvard or USC, drink
Funny2
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True1
By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/21/2011
If Sean Parker says your startup is never going to make it, drink
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True0
By usabilitycounts | Posted on 11/17/2011
If your startup's domain registrar is Libya, drink
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True4
By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/21/2011
If the VCs think you should make it look more like Yahoo, drink
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True2
By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/22/2011
If the VCs ask your startup to move to Silicon Valley, drink
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True0
By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011
If your startup still hasn't monetized its service after 100 million users, drink
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True1
By cathycracks | Posted on 09/21/2011
If the office you're incorporating in is a P.O. Box in Nevada, drink
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True2
By PopulationDesign | Posted on 09/20/2011
If one of the first hires after geting VC money is a personal chef, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/20/2011
If changing the idea to include porn is a viable pivot, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/21/2011
If Yahoo or Google bought your startup and ruined it in a year, pour a double
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By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011
If the idea is pitched as (site name) for (market segment), drink
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True0
By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/17/2011
If your compensation is 'sweat equity' instead of money, drink
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By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011
If you use the word 'synergy' in your mission statement, drink
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By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011

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