If the first purchase with the Angel round is a $5,000 espresso machine, drink
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If the lead architect is the partner’s 16-year-old cousin, drink.
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By Louisabacio |
Posted on 10/04/2011
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If the VCs think you should add gamification and badges, drink
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If the startup is waiting for angel investors to make payroll, drink
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By Louisabacio |
Posted on 09/17/2011
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If your product strategy document has an AOL copyright, drink
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If your funding hinges on getting a meeting with Ashton Kutcher, drink
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By MackReed |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If your startup is based in your mom's basement, buy her a drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If Rocky Agrawal exposes your business model in TechCrunch, drink
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If most of the money from the VCs goes to other VCs and the CEO, drink
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If product decisions are made by the CEO's mom, drink
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If your company Christmas party is at another company's Christmas party, drink
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If your company uses your competitor's product more than your own, drink
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If one of the founders is the CTO's girlfriend, drink
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If the founders asks you to 'drop everything and make build a feature,' chug
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If you dropped out of college to start your company, someone should buy you a drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If you give an elevator pitch to everyone you meet, drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If the exit strategy is planned before launch, stop drinking
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/21/2011
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If the launch party was half of the first round of funding, drink
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If your startup is 'the facebook' of something, buy a round of drinks
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/18/2011
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If your startup's first hire with the angel round is a bartender, drink
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