Why founders make you drink

If the first purchase with the Angel round is a $5,000 espresso machine, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/21/2011
If the lead architect is the partnerís 16-year-old cousin, drink.
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By Louisabacio | Posted on 10/04/2011
If the VCs think you should add gamification and badges, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/20/2011
If the startup is waiting for angel investors to make payroll, drink
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By Louisabacio | Posted on 09/17/2011
If your product strategy document has an AOL copyright, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/20/2011
If your funding hinges on getting a meeting with Ashton Kutcher, drink
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By MackReed | Posted on 09/20/2011
If your startup is based in your mom's basement, buy her a drink
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By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011
If Rocky Agrawal exposes your business model in TechCrunch, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/25/2011
If most of the money from the VCs goes to other VCs and the CEO, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 10/04/2011
If product decisions are made by the CEO's mom, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/20/2011
If your company Christmas party is at another company's Christmas party, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/21/2011
If your company uses your competitor's product more than your own, drink
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By StephanieBamBam | Posted on 09/22/2011
If one of the founders is the CTO's girlfriend, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/21/2011
If the founders asks you to 'drop everything and make build a feature,' chug
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By StephanieBamBam | Posted on 09/21/2011
If you dropped out of college to start your company, someone should buy you a drink
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By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011
If you give an elevator pitch to everyone you meet, drink
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By cathycracks | Posted on 09/20/2011
If the exit strategy is planned before launch, stop drinking
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By cathycracks | Posted on 09/21/2011
If the launch party was half of the first round of funding, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/22/2011
If your startup is 'the facebook' of something, buy a round of drinks
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By cathycracks | Posted on 09/18/2011
If your startup's first hire with the angel round is a bartender, drink
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By usabilitycounts | Posted on 09/26/2011

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