If Dave Winer claims he invented your technology ten years ago, drink
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If the lead architect is the partner’s 16-year-old cousin, drink.
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By Louisabacio |
Posted on 10/04/2011
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If the site is down because you accidentally unplugged the server when you went to lunch, drink
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By jenoverholt |
Posted on 09/25/2011
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If your office has more than one Aeron chair in office, drink
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If you have bean bag furniture in your office, do a shot for every piece
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If your dad wants to pitch you a startup idea, buy him a drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 10/01/2011
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If the answer to every feature request is because Facebook does it, drink
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If your foosball tournament impacts your development schedule, drink
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If you use a foosball table for staff meetings, drink
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If you are a global company because you outsource, down the glass
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If the lead developer quits and takes the code with him, drink
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If your startup's domain registrar is Libya, drink
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If you have to remove nerf guns from a room before a meeting, drink
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If you launch without a billing system because you don't have to bill for a month, drink
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If someone doesn't have a single friend outside of work, drink
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If you're intentionally keeping your developers off site because it's cheaper, drink
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If your office is Starbucks, drink
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By cathycracks |
Posted on 09/20/2011
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If you're the oldest person in the company, and you're 30, drink
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If you're the only woman in a room full of blue shirts and khaki pants, drink
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If Robert Scoble is a fanboy of your startup, drink
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